you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's rum buckets o'clock
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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