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Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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