I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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