do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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