two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
