all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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