U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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