and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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