I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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