Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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