Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
