Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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