If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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