When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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