we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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