So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
