Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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