I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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