Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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