fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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