i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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