I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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