After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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