I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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