She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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