how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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