It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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