No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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