guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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