You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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