I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
