Ambien. No doubt about it.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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