It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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