just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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