Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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