It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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