he puts the penis in happiness.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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