Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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