ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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