just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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