She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
tell me about the eggs
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