Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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