Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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