yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
only if we run a train.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning