oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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