yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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