So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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