The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize