The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There r osticjed everywhere
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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