I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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