no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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