drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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