You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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