Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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