is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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