Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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